Welcome to the Church
Heat. Logic. Pop. The Gospel of the Ring.
This is a parody fan project celebrating classic pro wrestling storytelling — with a future plan for Corny Gems and Corny Bingo. Built to be easy to run from a phone and easy to deploy.
Goal: launch a polished, readable site now — then expand features step-by-step.
No chaos. No overbooking.
Genesis of Heat — Chapter 1 (Preview)
1In the beginning, the Territory Lords shaped Heaven and Hell — Heaven, the map of packed houses; and Hell, the tower of sports-entertainment.
2And the Earth, that middle ground called WCW, was without form and void of noise; and silence hovered over the hard-cam.
3And the Manager looked upon the emptiness and spake: “Let there be Heat.” And there was Heat.
4And he divided the workers from the jobbers, setting a barrier called Politics between the stars above and the water-carriers beneath.
Book I
The Creation of the New World…Order
This is the tone-setting opening. We can expand into full chapters and a “Table of Books” later.
1And it came to pass that the arenas were quiet, and the people wandered, seeking that which felt real.
2And the Manager said: “Let the factions rise, and let the booking be logical, and let the promos mean something.”
3And he looked upon the ring and declared it sacred: a place where winners mattered, and consequences were not optional.
4Then he set the standard: “Protect the finish. Respect the crowd. And never insult their intelligence.”
Corny Gems
Interest page (no payment)
For now, we’re only collecting “raise your hand” interest so you have a list when the token is live.
- • Name: Corny Gems
- • Ticker idea: CORNY
- • Proposed supply: 20,000,000
- • Planned utility later: bingo entries / tournaments / perks
We can add your MintMe link here once you’re ready. Right now: build hype + collect interest.
Email interest
Get launch updates
Prototype: saves locally on your device for now (no backend yet).
Corny Bingo
Coming soon (next build)
We’re keeping the site polished first. Next, we drop the bingo lobby + rooms + bots.
- • Multiple rooms (RAW / Nitro / ECW / SMW / Dome)
- • 1–6 cards, pricing tiers
- • Insurance + power-ups (later)
Forum
Coming soon
For now, this section tells visitors what the forum will become. Later we add real user accounts and threads.
Planned boards: Gospel feedback • Bingo strategy • Classic territories